FERRET: You know that saying, money is the root of all evil?
PENGUIN: Actually, the original quote from 1 Timothy 6:10 was, "The LOVE of money is the root of all evil."
FERRET: I'm pretty sure that's wrong. Lusting after your wife's sister has to be the root of at least SOME evil.
PENGUIN: Heh. Right.
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PENGUIN: Wait! You mean ME lusting after my wife's sister or YOU lusting after my wife's sister?
FERRET: Gotta go...