Comic 15 - Bought You a Pint

Apr 6, 2017
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Comic Transcript:

SQUIRREL: Hi, Ferret! Glad you made it. I bought you a pint.

FERRET: A PINT? You bought ME a PINT?

SQUIRREL: Well pardon me, Ferret! Do I get the full lecture now about the antiquated Imperial measurement system? Will I hear yet again that the only countries that haven't gone metric are the U.S., Burma, and Liberia? Yet I had the temerity to buy you a PINT of Guinness?

FERRET: No, Cordelia. The problem is that I am a FERRET! I really appreciate you buying me a beer... but a pint of Guinness is like a full THIRD of my body weight! I can't POSSIBLY drink this!

GRAD STUDENTS: Chug! Chug! Chug!

FERRET: Oh, shut up, you guys!

Author Notes:

Gary Robson 6th Apr 2017, 1:53 PM edit delete
Gary Robson
Squirrels never buy ME pints of beer.

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