Comic 22 - Sealing His Fate

May 22, 2017
 
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Comic Transcript:

The ferret continues interviewing candidates for lab assistant.

HOMER THE FAIRY PENGUIN: Thanks for bringing me in for an interview even though I'm an English major and not a scientist.

FERRET IN A LAB COAT: It's the first time I've seen a resume in iambic pentameter. That's new.

FERRET: First question: What do you consider your greatest weakness?

HOMER: Hmm. Good question! I'd have to say ... leopard seals.

Or maybe those stupid foxes they introduced in Australia.

Author Notes:

Gary Robson 22nd May 2017, 8:00 AM edit delete
Gary Robson
Frankly, I don't know why Homer would even apply for this job.
Pay attention to the mouseovers. If you're sensitive, don't click on "leopard seals."
I'll get to work on rewriting my resume as a series of limericks. Or maybe each section should be different: limericks for job history, haiku for skills, odes for accomplishments...












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