Comic 13 - Killed by Animals
Mar 20, 2017
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Comic Transcript:
What are we afraid of being killed by?
FERRET: Results compiled by Googling "killed by _____" (with the quotes)
PENGUIN: I'm innocent!
CHART SHOWS:
Shark: 719,000--Sharks actually kill about 10 people per year
Dog: 259,000--Man's best friend?
Cat: 147,000
Bear: 73,100--I think most of these bears should be wearing underpants
Snake: 68,900
Alligator: 67,600
Elephant: 50,400
Spider: 42,900--23,200 of these are "killed by Spider Man"
Penguin: 28,600--If only Batman could keep him locked up
Mosquito: 17,700--Mosquitoes kill about 750,000 people per year
Wolverine: 17,600--Dang it, Wolverine, you're making wolverines look bad
Snail: 6,340
Author Notes:
Gary Robson
22nd Mar 2017, 8:54 PM
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